Sunday, September 23, 2012

Love, Hate, and Carbs...

September 23rd, 2012

Carbohydrates. Some of us know all too well how addicting they can be. They can be our best friend, and our worst enemy; sometimes both in the span of 5 minutes.



Like that fat emo kid in high school, they are greatly misunderstood, misrepresented and far too often, loaded in bad calories. I personally have a love hate relationship with them. Refer to Louis C.K. for how I feel sometimes about sugary treats. Louis C.K.'s Love Hate Relationship with Cinnabon. This is an extreme example, but I do feel that way sometimes. Luckily, I rarely get THAT bad with my carb cravings.

Back in February, I noticed a beautiful thing as I was preparing for my brother's wedding. I, like many others, wanted to look my absolute best for what would be a day well-documented in photograph and video for the rest of my life. February 7th, the day after the Super Bowl, I was close to 240 lbs. I was loaded, bloated, and felt disgusting.

PICTURE OF ME THE MORNING AFTER THE SUPER BOWL.

I still looked drastically better than I did a couple years prior, but definitely not happy with myself. So I said fuck it. Let me cut breads, grains, sugars, refined carbohydrates, and any other starchy bullshit foods completely out of my diet and see what happens.

The results were nothing short of astonishing. Literally in 2 weeks, I had dropped 15 lbs. Now, before you jump through the screen and are all like "WAIT BUT ITS NOT ALL FAT NO WAY LOL", I'm not stupid. I fully understand that at least 10 of those lbs. were excess water weight. Any time you go on a "low carb" diet, the absence of  Insulin (the hormone released by your body whenever your blood sugar goes too high from Cinnabon) results in your body flushing out water. More Insulin = more water weight. Talk to any diabetic who takes Insulin and they will likely tell you that they battle water retention issues. For the wedding on March 4th, I was coming in at about 215 lbs. I looked lean, mean, and as dry as a bonefish (for my standards at least. I've been around 240-260 my whole adult life.)

My analysis for that diet program was the following: Refined carbohydrates have absolutely no consistent place in my current nutritional planning. For the first time, I was eating in a way that made me feel, look, and lift so much better. I had already cut milk, whey, and all dairy out in December 2011, except the occasional cheese product. My meal planning comprised of mostly meats, vegetables, eggs, nuts, fish, seeds, occasional Atkins bars, and a ton of Coconut Oil. The key to eating foods such as those, which can be relatively high in saturated fats, is making sure that you do not let your blood sugar go up too much by eating them with high glycemic carbs, as an Insulin release will cause some nasty things, (as well as too much fat storage) to occur. This way of eating is very similar to a Paleolithic Diet, give or take a few things.

Now before you jump to conclusions, I'm not saying this diet nutritional plan is for everyone. For example, athletes like Usain Bolt and Lebron James need carbohydrates to perform at peak energy levels during competition. A guy like me, who does resistance training 3-5 times a week, is in decent shape, and has a full time retail job but wants to have a very good physique, can greatly benefit from meal planning in a way similar to the way that I did.

Also worth noting, is the fact that a Paleo/Mediterranean type diet which includes a lot of fats, is actually BETTER for your cardiovascular health than a diet which contains a lot of carbs.

The following is found on www.livestrong.com
http://www.livestrong.com/article/269187-health-benefits-of-a-low-carb-diet/

A 2010 Heartwire report notes that individuals on a low-carbohydrate diet have higher HDL cholesterol levels than those adhering to a low-fat diet plan. HDL or "good" cholesterol, carries LDL cholesterol through the bloodstream to the liver, where the liver removes it from the body. The National Heart Lung and Blood Institute notes that the higher your HDL cholesterol level, the lower your risk of ever developing heart disease, since LDL cholesterol could otherwise build up along the walls of your arteries -- restricting crucial blood flow to your heart.
http://www.theheart.org/article/1108461.do

As if that isn't good enough, low carb is good for blood pressure too.

The BBC News reports that a report published in the Archives of Internal Medicine demonstrates that low-carbohydrate diets are beneficial at reducing blood pressure. High blood pressure, a condition known as hypertension, can cause blood vessels to constrict and increase your risk of a stroke.

While weight loss often lowers blood pressure levels, the study suggests that limiting your carbohydrate intake can have a added positive effect on your blood pressure. A total of 47 percent of the study's low-carb dieters were able to stop taking their blood pressure medication as a result of reducing the carbohydrates present in their diet while only 21 percent reduced their blood pressure levels enough to cease their medication when adhering to a low-fat diet.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8478629.stm


So yeah. Not all fats are created equal. And furthermore, your body can handle fats in all of their glory when not combined with carbohidratos. (That's Spanish for carbohydrate.)

Anyone who has ever spoke to their friends or loved ones about a high protein, high fat diet invariably gets a shitstorm of "OH WELL FATS ARE BAD" and "OH MY GAWD WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEART ????????"

Well, speaking from an evolutionary point of view, we know our ancestors ate a shit ton of fat and meat. And those fuckers back then, they ate the WHOLE animal, not just the thigh or rump. They ate eyeballs, bladders, brains, kidneys, and blubber too. What's the difference? THEY DIDN'T HAVE SUPER HIGH GLYCEMIC PROCESSED FOODS that we wash our burgers, bacon, and cheese down with everyday.

Okay. So we've established that a diet low in carbs but high in protein and fat can be great for fat loss, while still being healthy for our hearts and cardiovascular health.

The remaining questions are:
Why are they so conducive to fat gain, and conversely, how can we manipulate carbohydrate intake to actually burn fat and build muscle?

It is possible.

The funny thing is, I stumbled upon this fact before even reading about Kiefer and Carbohydrate Backloading. I started carb cycling after my brother's wedding and noticed I was getting bigger and a little leaner; I just could not understand why. A good friend of mine mentioned Kiefer to me, as did some customers in my store. When I started reading about his ideas and nutrition plans, I was astounded. This guy basically had done ALL of the scientific explaining and reasoning behind what I was already doing. To understand how we can utilize glycogen, insulin, and junk food to our advantage, we must understand how carbs work in the body.

First and foremost, I just want to put it out there that the protocol and steps I'm about to lay out are an outline/brief synopsis. It is not my brainchild or design. For the full nutritional plan word for word, as dictated by the man himself, you need to purchase Kiefer's book and read it for yourself. As I stated before, it is very similar to something I stumbled upon in my own nutritional experimentation, but the wise and ever so intelligent Kiefer over at www.dangerouslyhardcore.com is responsible for putting science and fact into Carbohydrate Backloading.

Step #1: Carbohydrates as an Energy Source
 Okay. So your body prefers to use carbohydrates for energy. It's quicker, it's more efficient, and it's easier for your body to use. Your body has a storage of carbohydrate energy in your body referred to as glycogen, found in the liver and in muscle. The average diet has most people's storage reserves fully topped off, and the average diet has carbs in every meal. This means your body is essentially trained to always be burning carbohydrates for fuel that either:

A) You just ate.
or
B) You have stored in your body as glycogen.

If you keep eating carbs, your body is going to keep burning them. But what happens if your "Carbohydrate Storage Unit" is full, and you eat a gigantic meal?

The Wonderful Carbohydrate Storage Unit, filled to capacity. Wait, is that Taylor Swift?

You guessed it. It's going to your ass. Or your love-handles. Or your foot. Well probably not your foot. It's one of the other two, or your gut.

This fucker would argue otherwise...


It's going to fat cells.

Your body is a bastard. In fairness though, your body doesn't know for sure that you will ever eat again, so to be safe, it stores whatever can't be stored in the liver or muscle into fat cells. And what if you don't eat ever again? You'll be glad you got those two orders of boneless buffalo wings and three Pepsi's. (And in my case, a Cowboy Burger to boot. I can't help myself sometimes.)

As you could imagine, this scenario happens a lot. Although it may not always be as drastic as a 2500 calorie fuckfest in your gut, it happens on a smaller scale quite often. The way a typical American eats, our "Carbohydrate Storage Unit" is always full, (see above) or close to it. So unfortunately, most the food we eat is getting stored as fat.

Step #2: Carbohydrate Depletion and Ketosis
So you're off Carbs now. You're eating veggies, a few nuts, but that's it as far as carbs. Your diet consists of mainly protein and fat. Luckily, your body is pretty adaptable. It's actually able to convert both of those macro-nutrients into fuel. After a few days of not eating refined carbs, your body will actually start to utilize fat for the majority of it's energy. This process is referred to as ketosis. Your body has already gone through it's storage tank, so you are carb depleted at this point. This state is very good for your metabolism, health and well-being. (Although it sucks if you like to eat a lot of shit.) Your body is using excess body fat for fuel, and whatever else you feed it with. During this phase, I like to do a lot of fasting, up to 10 or so hours, which is tough, but very beneficial. Your body will burn a ton of fat this way, especially in the mornings, and when training on an empty stomach. I like to drink black coffee before training too, this assists in fat burning and energy production for the workout.

Step #3: Re-Feeding
Okay. So about a little over a week later, you're probably pretty bummed out on your new plan. The worst is over though. The first three to four days off of carbs are the worst - after that it gets easier. For a little while you were like Cookie Monster in rehab. But now comes the fun part. You get to pig out. I know, you're thinking of a Big Mac already. There's only one catch though. It has to be post-workout - after a demanding, evening training session. Depending on how much of a fatty you are, really determines how ape shit you can go with your re-feed. A guy like me, I'm 210 lbs., 6' feet, about 15% bodyfat, I don't go TOO crazy, but I do enjoy myself. I don't go to Applebees and slug down 2 boneless b-wings, a cowboy burger, and two beers, and drunkenly scream " YEAH THIS IS GREAT I'M REFEEDING ITS ALL GOOD..." But I will have some Taco Bell, maybe a cheeseburger, maybe an order of General Tso's chicken. Maybe just two of those, but probably not all three. It varies person to person. The main concept to understand, is that at this time, your body can store all of that food you just ate, not as FAT, but as glycogen. All of that food will refill your body's "Carbohydrate Storage Tank." The trick to this re-feed, and it's different for everyone, is to try your best not to avoid a fat spillover. If you go absolutely balls to the wall and suck down like 6 pints of ice cream, a pizza pie, and eat a stick of butter, there will be some spillover into fat cells. The way to avoid this and to maximize muscle gain, is so eat a good blend of very high glycemic carbs, (refined carbs and simple sugars) and a lot of protein. Have some fat so you can have fun, but generally you want this macro to be the lowest of the three consumed.

Step #4: What's Next?
Depending on your goals and depending on where you are at as far as bodyfat and such, you now have a few options. First and foremost, your next couple of training sessions should be high-octane, since you will be burning carbs for fuel. This is a VERY good time to get a monstrous leg day in. If you're like me and got a little chubbsy wubbsy in the midsection, I think it's a good idea to wait at least 5 to 6 days to re-feed again. You may feel you need more or less, depending on where you are at. I also generally have a very slow metabolism. If you really want to maximize muscle gains, it would be better to re-feed more often, making sure to keep your carbs post-workout. Again, at this point I wouldn't go too crazy because your "Carb Tank" is much closer to full than before. Luckily, right after a workout, your muscle cells are like little sponges that just LOVE to soak up nutrients, especially glucose/carbs. The majority of all carbs you intake will be soaked up into muscles, granted that there is room for them. Resistance training increases your muscle cells' affinity for glucose because of a protein dubbed "GLUT4" and it's increased ability to snatch glucose at this time. Less eating during the day, and more eating with some high glycemic carbs at night after you train. It's very simple.


So that's it. That is all there really is to know about carbohydrates. As far as Backloading is concerned, there is obviously SO MUCH more science and such to it than what I have laid out in this blog entry. Kiefer has gone to great length in meticulously crafting this system and all of it's "rules" and "exceptions." If you are really interested, do yourself a favor and read up on him and his nutrtional plans at www.dangerouslyhardcore.com and follow him on Twitter at @DHKiefer.

From a personal point of view, I can say that his shit works. I've been doing it, and I'm getting leaner and leaner. I'm just planning out when I eat my shit food the way he suggests, and again, it's working as intended. If you don't believe me, look up the people who he has trained; strength athletes, bodybuilders, etc., his system has made people lose body fat and build muscle.

Matty D






Sunday, May 6, 2012

Creatine, Part 2

May 6th, 2012

Yeah. That's a reference to Assassin's Creed II. Shame on you if you didn't realize that. You deserve to die and burn in hell.

Okay, so you finished Part 1. You learned what Creatine is and why you should take it. But now the question is, how do you take it? There's quite a few different Creatine products on the market today, but the one I want to cover the most is Creatine Monohydrate. Why? Because it is easily the most used and widely studied form available, and it has been around for quite a few decades as a supplement. Often times however, there is confusion as to how it is used. I will cover how I feel is the best way to supplement it, using science and anecdotal evidence for my reasoning why.

I will briefly talk about other Creatine products and their pros and cons, that way you can decide what is best for you.

So again, here is what I will cover today.

  • How to supplement Creatine
  • The different types of Creatine
  • The potential side effects of Creatine supplementation

How do you supplement Creatine?

Creatine Monohydrate is the trickiest form to take, but granted that it is taken correctly, it will yield the most results as far as energy production and muscle gain. Other forms are taken before your workout to assist ATP production which isn't bad, but as you remember from Part 1, Creatine taken after your workout will help increase muscle synthesis by lowering myostatin levels. So what is the optimal way to take Creatine Monohydrate? It should be understood that it can come in a pill form or a powder. I recommend the powder for what should be considered obvious reasons:

  1. It's A LOT cheaper
  2. It's surprisingly more convenient (swallowing 5 pills two to four times a day can be somewhat obnoxious)
  3. No gelatin capsule involved. Gelatin is basically ground up animal bones, usually that of a Pig. Pigs wallow in their own shit (which arguably is what I do on my days off from work.)

So yeah. The powder is better. Powders can also be "micronized", which means the particles are extremely FINE, and finer particles absorb better - it's that simple. I don't get too hung up about buying Micronized vs. Non-Micronized, I've tried both and can't say I've noticed a difference worth mentioning. I do know people who swear that micronized absorbs better, and that Creatine didn't work until they tried micronized. Having said that, and the fact that it would absorb better in theory, if you have the few extra bucks, go for it. If you don't, I think the regular stuff is fine.

Creapure® is trademarked form of Creatine Monohydrate hailing from Germany. (Leave it to the Germans...) It is manufactured to certain standards by a company who specializes in manufacturing Creatine, so there is a certain level of "trust" involved with buying Creapure. It could cost a little bit more money, so again, budget is a factor here. Personally, I wouldn't go crazy and insist on only taking Creapure, but there is something to be said for the quality assurance and manufacturing standards it must go through. This is up to you. If you feel better with it, go for it.

Alright so you bought a Creatine Monohydrate powder. How do we take it? Before anything, it's important to take note of what your fitness goals are at this point. Are you looking to build a ton of muscle mass? Do you just want some energy for the gym? Are you looking to get a "shredded look" for Summer? How you answer these questions will determine how you take Monohydrate. 

Creatine Monohydrate has a half-life of about 3 hours. Remember this. It is very important.

Mass Building Protocol
You want to get big. Whether you're a hard-gainer, or just a regular dude looking to pack on muscle, your dosing will be similar or the same depending on body weight. The best way for you to take Creatine Monohydrate would be the following.

Week 1 (Loading Phase)
5 Grams upon waking with Fruit Juice.
5 Grams four hours later, with Fruit Juice
5 Grams four hours later, with Fruit Juice
5 Grams four hours later, with Fruit Juice

That's 20 grams over 12 hours. At this rate, you will constantly have some Creatine in your bloodstream and it will be finding residence in your muscle tissue. Continue this protocol for about a week, and then do the following for maintenance:

Weeks 2 - 8 (Maintenance Phase)
2.5 Grams upon waking, with Fruit Juice
2.5 Grams four hours later, with Fruit Juice
2.5 Grams four hours later, with Fruit Juice
2.5 Grams four hours later, with Fruit Juice

It should be noted that while on Creatine Monohydrate, drinking A LOT of water is not only important, but required. Monohydrate has the ability to pull in extra water to your muscles, so supplying your body with A LOT of water is necessary for Creatine to maximize its muscle volumizing potential. Also, while you may not necessarily dehydrate while taking Creatine, the rest of your body still needs it's ample supply of H2O, so don't skimp on the water intake. 

During this cycle, you should see your body weight go up, as well as your strength. You may also notice you look "fatter" or more "puffy". Heavier guys, (like myself) tend to really look loaded n' bloated, whereas skinner people just look a little watery. This obviously varies from person to person. Overall, you should feel more stamina in the gym and more energy. When supplemented this way, you should get a real solid boost from the Creatine that you should most certainly feel. You will feel stronger than you normally do and move more weight as well.

Also of note is the fact that this was an eight week program. Creatine isn't required to be cycled, but I find that eight weeks of anything is good enough to see results from, and not too long where your body gets too comfortable with it. It's always good to throw your body for a loop. Feel free to experiment on that aspect.

When you finally come off of this regimen, you will immediately notice a few things. 
  • You will probably start urinating more due to excess fluids being removed. 
  • You will probably lose quite a few pounds (mostly water weight)
  • You may feel weaker or notice a decline in strength.
The last part is to be expected. As I explained in Part 1, your ATP production will be vastly slowed down. Overall, your numbers should be quite a bit higher than when you started your cycle.

If you are a heavier lad and are worried that you gained too much water weight and look too fat, you can do a couple of things to encourage the excess water to leave.

  1. Take an herbal diuretic for a week or two and drink a TON of water. (You will be pissing all over the place)
  2. Stop eating carbohydrates for 7-10 days.

Both of these will encourage excess water to leave your body.



Pre-Workout Boost
If you just want some "no-strings attached" energy production for the gym, but are a little worried about water retention, the following would be something to consider.

About 1 to 2 hours before the gym, have about 5 grams with some Gatorade or Fruit Juice. By the time you get to your lift, your serum levels will be peaking and you will get a slight boost in stamina and strength. Retaining water-weight is very unlikely, as a 5 gram dose will be fully utilized and eliminated during your training session. If you are worried about bloating just stop taking it for a couple of days. It will be flushed out by then.



Post-Workout Recovery
If you just want to take Creatine purely for it's recovery aspect of lowering myostatin levels, but are somewhat concerned about water retention, just throw some in your shake after training. 5 grams, with a simple carbohydrate such as Gatorade is sufficient. This would probably not be as effective as constantly taking Creatine throughout the day, as muscle repair is an on-going process that occurs long after a work-out is completed. Taking some earlier in the day to sustain levels longer could help too. It all depends on how concerned you are with water retention. Clearly, the "Mass Building Protocol" outlined above is the most effective way to keep Creatine in your bloodstream and in your muscles.


If looking "shredded" for beach season is your main concern, taking Creatine Monohydrate during the Summer probably wouldn't be the best idea. I personally don't think that 2.5 to 5 grams an hour before a work-out a few times a week will make someone look bloated per say, but we all know how the placebo effect is - as soon as that person feels a little more "puffy", the Creatine will get blamed. Meanwhile they probably had six beers Saturday night. 

That doesn't count though. Burgersfortheboys.


Other Types of Creatine

So what does that person looking for the six-pack during beach season take as far as Creatine? They don't want any water retention, because lets face it, if that six-pack becomes a four-pack, there's gonna be a problem. Non-loading, non-bloating formulas are pretty new to the scene in context to how long Creatine Monohydrate has been around. They have not been as vastly studied in comparison to Monohydrate as far as safety and effectiveness, so I can't really say I'm a huge fan. 


Creatine Hydrochloride
Creatine Hydrochloride is a Creatine salt, with the Hydrochloride (HCl) molecule greatly increasing absorption rate by the body. Currently, it is the most popular NON-MONOHYDRATE formula on the market. It's claim is that it is MUCH more soluble than regular Creatine, which makes it a "super-concentrated" dose. Personally, I've never tried it by itself. I've used a popular pre-workout drink which contained Creatine HCl it, so I can't really say in fairness just how effective it may or may not be. However, people who buy it seem to keep buying it which means it's doing something. 

Creatine HCl is ideal for people who don't want the bloating or the loading involved with regular Creatine Monohydrate. It may not yield the same results long term as far as muscle production and recovery, but as a pre-workout Creatine to give you a boost of energy, it's a good choice.


Kre-Alkalyn
Kre-Alkalyn is a form of Creatine that claims to be "pH buffered", created with the idea being that the harsh and acidic environment of your stomach won't cause the Creatine it contains to break down into the waste material known as Creatinine. The manufacturers of this product claim Creatinine is the cause of any and all side effects of Monohydrate supplementation. Kre-Alkalyn's manufacturers also claim that plain Creatine Monohydrate will start breaking down and producing Creatinine in an acidic environment within minutes. The problem with that claim however, is that Creatine Monohydrate supplementation only minimally effects Creatinine levels, as demonstrated by the following study. 


Even with long term supplementation of Monohydrate, it still has a limited effect on Creatinine levels. I personally don't buy the hoopla with Kre-Alkalyn, and I don't really recommend it. I've taken it before, and don't notice a difference.

It's usually taken pre and post-workout, and also claims "no loading" and "no bloating." These are essentially glorified Creatine Monohydrate pills.


Creatine Ethyl Ester
This really is not a good form of Creatine. An awesome study that I will link completely OWNS it.


Basically, the study done compared Monohydrate, a placebo, and CEE. Not only did Monohydrate outperform CEE, the placebo did in some areas as well. Monohydrate also yielded better results as far as absorption rates, and less Creatinine production, which ironically, the manufacturer claimed the opposite. This is a Creatine to stay away from.


Potential Side Effects

Really, there isn't anything to worry about with Creatine supplementation as far as serious side effects. Again though, with Monohydrate you need to consume more water to replenish what is absorbed into your muscles to avoid cramping. Gaining water weight and looking puffy is a side effect of Monohydrate supplementation as well. Creatine HCl is pretty safe so far, but it's relatively new and can't boast the same safety reputation as Monohydrate. Kre-Alkalyn is basically Monohydrate. I would definitely avoid Creatine Ethyl Ester though, because it is shown to raise serum Creatinine levels, which means less of the Creatine you ingest is actually being utilized, and more of it is being wasted.

Also of note, if you have kidney or renal disease, or your kidneys just aren't functioning correctly, (which if this is the case, taking Creatine to pack on some muscle should be the least of your worries) you should avoid Creatine. Creatine supplementation does put a very limited amount of stress on the kidneys, but no worries - those of us without kidney problems will have absolutely no issues taking Creatine as directed.


So if you couldn't tell already, I'm a little biased towards Creatine Monohydrate. Big whoop. I have an opinion. Like I said, and have stressed before, it's VERY IMPORTANT to find something that works with YOU. I can sing and dance all day about how Monohydrate is awesome, yields more energy, reduces myostatin levels, yadda yadda yadda, but you could buy Kre-Alkalyn tomorrow and swear it's the greatest shit since sliced bread. I just respond particularly well to Creatine Monohydrate, whereas some people do respond to it at all. 

In the history of dietary supplements, many have come, and many have gone. Stuff gets banned, reformulated, and discontinued countless times, only to come back five to ten years later with a new name and a new "partitioning technology." I can guarantee though, as long as there is a supplement industry and athletic competition, whether it be sports, bodybuilding, or fighting, plain old Creatine will still be around. As one of the most studied dietary supplements in history, it truly has, and always will, in my opinion, stand the test of time.

Matty D




Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Creatine, Part 1

May 1st 2012

Creatine.

It is probably the most thoroughly studied dietary supplement in America, and yet easily still one of the most misunderstood. There is not one other supplement I can think of that invokes more wives' tales, urban myths, and just flat out general bullshit than Creatine does. I never understood why there is so much nonsense revolving around it but alas, I will try and debunk any sort of myths and misgivings in this blog entry. This blog will be divided into two parts because it is indeed quite large and I feel that it will be more digestible and accessible that way.
Part one will cover the following: 
  • What is Creatine?
  • What does Creatine do?
  • Why you should take it
Part two will cover:
  • How to supplement Creatine
  • The different types of Creatine
  • The potential side effects of Creatine supplementation

Part 1

What is Creatine?

2-(carbamimidoyl-methyl-amino)acetic acid is the chemical name for it. I'm sure that doesn't mean shit to anyone reading this, but it's there for scientific reference in case you need it. You're welcome.

Before Creatine was ever a DIETARY SUPPLEMENT, it was a natural amino-acid compound found in vertebrate's skeletal muscle. (vertebrates, you know, those fuckers who have Spinal Cords?)

Something important to understand about Creatine, is that EVERYONE HAS IT IN THEIR BODY. Forget the supplement for a minute. Creatine is a substance found in all of our bodies. Everyone from Phil Heath (current Mr. Olympia), to the old cranky old dude across the street who never mows his lawn and leaves weird notes on your car, and even the fat soccer mom who thinks whey protein powders are synthetic anabolic steroids, all of them use Creatine each and everyday.

Luckily for us, our bodies are able to manufacture Creatine from just three simple amino acids, L-arginine , glycine, and L-methionine. That reaction, combined with the amount of Creatine contained in the foods that meat-eaters consume most, namely beef, yields more than enough Creatine for a human to ever need for regular everyday life - in 2012 that is. Humans 50,000 years ago had to hunt for food by killing and chasing down animals multiple times everyday. They had to move and act quickly. Sometimes they had to sprint, or jump, or climb, needing quick energy on demand. Creatine fuels this type of energy. This is where additional Creatine comes into play. Read on to find out what Creatine actually does.


What does Creatine do?

Creatine could simply but effectively be described in my opinion as an energy donator. It converts Adenosine Diphosphate (ADP) into the more readily available, high octane, ass-kicking molecule known as Adenosine Triphosphate (ATP). ATP is synthesized from the Citric Acid Cycle (or Krebs Cycle), which is responsible for relentlessly metabolizing energy in humans. ATP is unique in that it fuels your muscles for quick, short, and very powerful bursts of energy. The Krebs Cycle in tandem with Creatine metabolization will produce, on demand, the ATP necessary for whatever instant bursts you need it for. So, for that prehistoric caveman who needs to chase down Bambi or some fat wild hog, Creatine will help him enormously. Now normally, your muscles only have a few seconds worth of "quick-burst energy"aka ATP, but Creatine being the generous bastard that he is, will donate a Phosphate molecule to the still-cool-but-not-as-awesome ADP molecule to convert it to the readily available (you guessed it) ATP.



Why Should I take Creatine?

Okay. Let's talk about the benefits of supplementing Creatine in higher amounts than what one would attain from their normal diet. Really, the question here is, why WOULDN'T you? You've probably figured out by now why it could maybe be beneficial for someone on a strength training regimen to generate more quickly, and in higher frequency, instantaneous bursts of energy thereby minimizing recovery time, which could therefore enable you to LIFT MORE WEIGHT MORE OFTEN, RESULTING IN ACCELERATED STRENGTH AND MASS GAINS. If you haven't figured all of that out on your own by now, do the following:
  1. Take your hand.
  2. Clench your fist.
  3. Shove fist into head.
  4. Repeat.
I'm kidding don't do that. Oh you did it already? My bad. Keep going.

Yeah. So anyway. What about the rest of us in the gym who aren't out hunting wild hogs? (Except for me. Everyone who knows me, knows I'm out every Saturday night huntin' down wild hogs. SUUUWEEEET) If you've taken Creatine, you know that when you come off of a cycle, you "lose" some strength. Your bench might go down a little, your deadlift might go drop. You figure, "yeah that Creatine shit is good, but it just gives you fake muscles. It's just water." Yeah...no. Your numbers were "artificially" higher than what they should have been. Your bench increased by 20 lbs, where it would have normally only increased 5 or 10lbs. So before Creatine, your bench was at 135, you got it up to 155, now you're off of it and you can only get up 150. "WTF BRO I LOST STRENGTH THAT SHIT IS FAKE." Right. And you're retarded to boot. What a shame!

(For the record, I'm not using that word to in any way, shape, or form, make light of or insult anyone who is mentally challenged or handicapped, or anyone who knows of or is related to someone suffering from it. I for one admire and greatly respect the strength and will-power of all families who have a loved one suffering from such a condition. Support the struggles of the mentally handicapped and their families today by learning more and making a donation at http://www.aaidd.org/)

It is natural and almost expected for your numbers to drop a little bit. After all, your muscles were able to call upon more energy than usual, which gave them kind of an unfair advantage against gravity, wouldn't you say? So as cool as moving more weight is, there is another huge bonus to supplementing Creatine AFTER your training session as well. Creatine also has another function of lowering the "genetic speedbump" in our muscles known as Myostatin. Myostatin inhibits muscle growth. It's an anabolic police officer. Myostatin says to the muscles, 
"You guys can't get too big now. I don't want us to look like Barry Bonds, with that big head n' shit. Let's stay a normal size. I mean, what if we get chased by a Lion? We don't want you to weigh us down and make us lose some flexibility."

Myostatin protects humans (who aren't on any anabolic steroids or drugs) from getting too big and slow. In the event we are chased by that big fat wild hog (I can't get away from her, she really wants my shit), we need to be quick, flexible, and have average strength.

According to a study I will link here, (unfortunately you need to pay to view the FULL study, so the following is just the summary/conclusion), Creatine is the con-artist who pays off and bribes the cop (Myostatin) to turn the other cheek, if only temporarily.

Excerpt from the study:
The protocol consisted of 3 days per week of training for 8 weeks, each session including three sets of 8-10 repetitions at 60-70% of 1 RM for whole-body exercise. Blood sampling, muscular strength testing and body composition analysis (full body DEXA) were performed at 0, 4th and 8th weeks. Myostatin and GASP-1 was measured. Resistance training caused significant decrease in serum levels of myostatin and increase in that of GASP-1. Creatine supplementation in conjunction with resistance training lead to greater decreases in serum myostatin (p<0.05), but had not additional effect on GASP-1 (p>0.05). The effects of resistance training on serum levels of myostatin and GASP-1, may explain the increased muscle mass that is amplified by creatine supplementation.
Simply put, Creatine helps to inhibit Myostatin levels, which in turn equates to more muscle production.

Supplementing Creatine can result in more energy production during intense workouts, as well as more muscle production after your training by lowering Myostatin levels in the body. I really think it's a no-brainer for anyone who has ever picked up a weight to use a Creatine supplement. Your hard-work in the gym will be amplified by using it. As I said, why the hell WOULDN'T you take it?

Matty D 

Link to study
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20026378

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The Pre-Workout Game

April 18th

Alright. So some schlemiel has been using [insert popular pre-workout drink] for a while. He wants to try something new cause the old one isn't really working as much. What does he do?

"I need something better, I don't really like this one. What else is good?"

Keep in mind, he hasn't told me he's been using the product for a month or two without stopping. 

Here try this one, [insert other popular pre-workout drink]. You get sick pumps and just absolutely sick work-outs. It gets a lot of really good reviews on bodybuilding.com and it's a top seller.

One month later...

"Hey man, that pre-workout you sold me wasn't that good...I don't know... I feel like it just didn't really work. What else is good?"

I could have called this one. 

This is when we hit the pause button. Or as the French say, Pa-ooh-say. This is the perfect case of someone ALWAYS TAKING PREWORKOUT AND NEVER CYCLING OFF. Before we move on with this conversation however, let's analyze what just happened, and why just giving this poor bastard another different pre-workout is arguably a crime.

Who reading this remembers their first beer? Or your first time drinking alcohol in general? What happened? IT GOT YA FUCKED UP. You can probably pound six or ten beers now and be fine. Not me. One or two beers and I'm gone. Yes ladies, I'm a cheap date, and no, none of you can have my liver. I'm getting buried with that shit. Anyways, my point is that the first time you expose your body to some new chemicals, drugs, compounds, stimulants, whatever the hell you want to refer to them as, you will get the strongest effect that first time. After that, you will start receiving diminishing returns. Caffeine is an amazing example of a particularly strong stimulant that when NOT CYCLED CORRECTLY, your body WILL build up a tolerance to it. You also run the risk of burning out your ADRENAL GLANDS. Yes, those two little sacs of shit sitting on top of your kidneys actually do something, and too much caffeine too often makes them say,

"Yo, fuck this shit. I don't know what you want from me. If you're gonna make me on edge with all that Caffeine stuff all the time, I'm not doing my job anymore. I'm out. Lata."

Basically when this happens, you lose the ability to get "stimulated" from stimulants. This is why pre-workouts stop working, fat-burners, you name it. Adrenal Fatigue is a very controversial subject, and I don't want to start diagnosing it and throwing that term around. Most regular doctors and mainstream medical journals/websites don't and won't even acknowledge it, whereas Naturopathic doctors do. I'm neither, so I won't even go there. I will however gladly speak from personal experience. Pre-workouts stopped working for me. Stimulants stopped working for me. I bought an "Adrenal Cleanse" type product and took it for a month. I started using caffeine and other stimulants and sure enough, they hit me like a ton of bricks again. Boom. Done. You be the judge.

OKAY, SO. Back to that person who asked me for another pre-workout drink. What the hell was his question again? I'll cut and paste it so you lazy bastards don't have to scroll up.

"Hey man, that pre-workout you sold me wasn't that good...I don't know... I feel like it just didn't really work. What else is good?

I'm not going to give him another different pre-workout. He needs to cycle off, desperately. It's not the product, it's how he's been using it.

Most of them are good, but I don't think its the product you need to change. The one you just bought has really good ingredients in it that will give you a very good pump, and the first one you used has some really powerful stimulants that can really put your training into overdrive. I think you should cycle off of them, as the bottle suggests. If you READ THE DIRECTIONS you'll see that it says to discontinue use after 8 weeks. Do you use this stuff everyday?

"Yeah I use it everyday I work out. I didn't know you had to stop. So you're saying I shouldn't use anything? What am I gonna do?"

This poor bastard is hooked on pre-workout. He's far into the pre-workout game as I like to call it. They keep buying a different one every month, not realizing maybe they should stop for a bit. It's really sad to see.
When people ask me what pre-workout I take, I usually respond with "None." Again, people don't like to hear that, they want to hear, "YEAH I USE THIS ONE IT MADE ME WANT TO FIGHT A BEAR I THREW THAT FUCKER LIKE 80 FEET." It's true though. Not the bear part, or that video, but I really don't take pre-workout anymore. I'll have some black coffee, 5 grams of creatine monohydrate, a nice pre-workout meal with B-Complex, and about 200 to 400 mgs of Co-Enzyme Q10. Arginine and Citrulline are optional, but not required. 

Having said all of this, am I against the pre-workout blends that are extremely popular today? No, but I'm not crazy about them. They do have their strong points with some having some really good ingredients. I do make it a point however, that when people buy them, THEY NEED TO READ THE DIRECTIONS. You need to cycle off of that stuff properly, or else it WILL NOT WORK ANYMORE.

What are some conclusions we can draw from this blog?
  1. Follow the directions on a supplement product. Companies usually give precise and exact directions on how to use something as to AVOID NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS.
  2. Cycle off of pre-workouts. Do not depend on them. Save them for a day when you want to break a PR or a day when you just can't get rolling.
  3. Eat energy filled foods with B-Vitamins before the gym and take some non-stimulative supplements that encourage ATP production/synthesis like Creatine, or CoQ-10. These will fuel your workouts with actual energy.
  4. Lou Ferrigno was a fuckin' beast as the Hulk. It's a shame Trump had to fire him on the Apprentice.

Matty D